Wednesday, April 24, 2013

HUMOUR

Boy: I Love you, tum is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho.
Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai.

Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha.

Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte"I HATE YOU"

Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi, bas ladki zara tez nikali.
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"Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere doston"
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Boy: Jaise tumari marzi, but ab ye diamond ring main kisse dunga?
Girl: Lo! Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kyaa?

Ladki ne ring box main dekha
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Girl: Ye to khaali hai. :(
Boy: Agar tum mujhse sacha pyaar karti to kabhi verify nahi karti ke isme ring hai ke nahi?"
I HATE YOU"
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.Moral: Ladki Jitni Tez Hoti Hai Utni Hi Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti Hai..!! ;)

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Vijai.gaga said...

dear sir I am Vijai, following your tips from long time, thing is in the end I am in huge loss, I am not blaming you sir you are doing a good job but I foundout that probleem was in my moneymanagement, I wish if you have free time can you please give some moneymanagement tips that can be used with your tips. I think that idea will help lots who follow your tips, even if your tips are good we are not able to utilize because of this moneymanagement. hope you will find time to reply.thanks in advance.

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